Lyrics

Verse 1
I could feel your eyes upon me
When I walked through the door
You had a smooth faced fella beside you
I could you wanted something more

Now don’t go getting excited
There’s something you should know about me
I got a big ol beard that’ll rock your world
Bring you down to your knees.

Chorus
This beard ain’t for free
You wanna touch it gotta pay the fee
I could teach you a thing or two
Cause this beard would look good on you

Ya I know it’s really nice
You wanna touch it gotta pay the price
I can think of a thing or two
Cause this beard would look good on you

Verse 2
Yeah I know you’ve seen a few before
But this old beard drags across the floor
Deep inside is a beautiful place
If you’re lucky I’ll give you a taste

Don’t be worried no don’t be scared
This one here’s just like a teddy bear
Keep safe and warm late at night
It might growl but it won’t bite

Chorus 2
This beard ain’t for free
You wanna touch it gotta pay the fee
I could teach you a thing or two
Cause this beard would look good on you

Ya I know it’s really nice
You wanna rub it gotta pay the price
I can think of a thing or two
Cause this beard would look good on you

Verse 3
If he ain’t got a beard is really a man?
Here’s something you should understand
Mine’s long and strong, goes all night long
Hell my beard even wrote this song

This here beard has got a mind of its own
A few more shots and it’ll take you home
Rat-a-tat-tat gonna tickle your back
Yeah my beard gets freaky like that
Bridge
Don’t let your heart get too attached
A love like this wasn’t meant to last
In the morning you know I’ll be gone
Don’t be mad at me girl
Remember it was my beard that wrote this song

Chorus 3

This beard ain’t for free
You wanna touch it gotta pay the fee
I could teach you a thing or two
Cause this beard would look good on you

Ya I know it’s really nice
You wanna tug it gotta pay the price
I can think of a thing or two
Cause this beard would look good on you

This beard ain’5t for free
You wanna touch it gotta pay the fee
I could teach you a thing or two